1. apricockjam:

    ”’I’m really not a cat person”’

    but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

    THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

  2. thetowndrugdealer:

    thetowndrugdealer:

    We are all brothers and sisters because we all have the same father

    Papa John

    Reblogged from: officialravenclaw
  3. jerkidiot:

    "I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing"

  4. Reblogged from: officialravenclaw
  5. xxthenumberaxx:

    graffitifuckedmylife:

    warrgle:

    vividified:

    All the naysayers who were against marijuana legalization are eating crow right about now. Colorado’s weed sales just keep trending up, and with the sales of legal weed, they are improving their schools and reducing overall crime rates.”

    Link to Article

    WOW IT’S ALMOST LIKE IF YOU LEGALIZE WEED

    PEOPLE WON’T DO BAD THINGS

    TO GET WEED

    Shit

    My favorite headline from this trend has been “Six Months Since Marijuana Legalization and Colorado is Overrun With Way Less Crime”.

    Reblogged from: octuse
  6. sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

    sharkchunks:

    iandsharman:

    notahoe:

    my type of public transportation 

    “Why were you late in today?”

    “Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

    I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

    Reblogged from: therhinestonestothisstory
  7. dumbkili:

    "you need to make this appointment yourself"

    image

    Reblogged from: officialravenclaw
  8. amydoesthings:

    cumslayer:

    cumslayer:

    So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

    AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

    THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

  9. troylerisinyou:

    i guess you learn something new every day

    Reblogged from: therhinestonestothisstory
  10. Reblogged from: ambers-obsession
  11. Reblogged from: pandalandalopalis
  12. pfflying:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    ruhruhrandy:

    weeping-daleks:

    wearetheprettyponies:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

    image

    first of all how dare you

    second of all HOW DARE YOU

    Wow what an asshole

    They’re fictional characters

    HOW DARE YOU

    Reblogged from: therhinestonestothisstory
  13. punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

    punwhileyoustillcan:

    davejaded:

    spacethefinalfuck:

    lohanofficial:

    this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

    THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

    -sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

    Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

    Reblogged from: pagingme
  14. onnaollie:

    I hope that’s a Bible verse on his chest cos I’m in need of the Lord’s guidance right now. 

    Reblogged from: rdjmpreg666
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