Hi I'm Emily and I have an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters and skittles
Personal Blog: http://emilyridesdragons.tumblr.com/
remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
And my personal favorite
when ur plant dies
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
[AGGRESSIVELY APPLIES MAKE UP ON ALREADY PERFECT FACE]
if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me